There once was an ancient land to the north east, far away - or close to the northwest if you’re a yuropoor - some say it was once a mighty island empire. Today it’s known as “that place where drunk guys hang out”.
Way back whenever the hell, these guys apparently got up off their drunk asses and conquered most of the world (before ‘Merica freed the shit outta it with nukes and cheeseburgers). Far to the east they met many melanin enhanced people, including the mountain midgets known as the Gurkhas. Gorhkas. Some shit. They were bad ass, okay? Stay with me.
So bad ass were these drunk hooligans at their height the mountain midgets grew to respect them, and raised units for service with their mighty imperial military.
Now days faggots complain about using foreign fighters and blah blah blah, but moral of the story is UK still kicks ass and Gurkhas are epic.